Dick has enough good stuff to be happy, including a beautiful wife and a dark and sexy mistress. But Dick is never content until he has it All. ...and you can't have it all unless you are willing to risk it all. He has decided to test out his pimp-hand by sending his ladies a few well written letters....
Dear Lauren Phoenix. I know I have been fucking you for a while and it's been fun, but if you think I will ever break up with my wife and go through a messy divorce just to be with you... that's fucking ridiculous. You can keep sucking my cock if you want, but forget about us ever being a 'couple.'
Dear Missy Monroe, if I have told you once I have told you a thousand times - when I fuck other women that's just me being a man, when you fuck other men that makes you a filthy whore who I have no further use for. It may not sound fair, but life ain't fair... so I hope his dick was worth it to you because you and I are done!
Dear Tyla Wynn, thanks for being do understanding. Of all the women I have been shoving my dick in lately, you are the only one intelligent enough to understand I'm just looking for a convenient place to leave my cumshots. Keep swallowing and we'll get along just fine.
Dear Brooke Banner, you may have the sexiest body of any woman I have ever met... but that won't last forever. One day you'll be an old lady with saggy tits so don't overplay your hand when I call you late at night. Just come over and leave your panties at your apartment... you gotta earn what you can while you can, right?
Dear Pandora Dream, I had the wildest fantasy last night and you were in it! You wouldn't believe it even if I took the time to explain it, but thanks to the miracle of moder porn movies I was able to film this dramatization for your viewing pleasure!
